Crack Your Ribs! According To Akpos University Of Lies…

[seniorp900]

-RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more
than a black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet
with your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a
sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish
pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff,
fayrous & when you take her home she says
sorry I'm on my period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says 'honey, this food no done.'
-OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl &
she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll
down the glass.'
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating
& says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers.'
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in
the middle of the night when daddy & mummy
are having good time & says mummy I want to
piss.'
-STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to COMMENT or like..