MY DEAR SPE*M
Freaky Friday. Let's talk about Sp3rm.
1. Sp3rm is not what you release from your body during ejaculation, it is called SEMEN, but it contains Sp3rm, so semen is the fluid created by your body that transport Sp3rm out of male organ. So Boda Sola, that fluid you released into your hands during withdrawal method is called Semen not Sp3rm.
2. If you shoot Sp3rm into a woman, it can survive in her body for five days before the cells die, the Sp3rm is preserved by cervical mucus which is available in a woman's body. I still wonder why some men says a woman want to pin them down with pregnancy, as in, you ejaculated into a woman and went to sleep or living your normal life, what do you expect the Sp3rm to do there? be playing ludo?
3. When you say a man has low Sp3rm count, it doesn't mean he doesn't release Sp3rm, it only means his motility rate is low.
Motility is about the movement of Sp3rm. The Sp3rm moves from Vagina to Cervix to Uterus (wo*b) to fallopian tube where the egg produced by ovary will be waiting for fertilization. Some Sp3rm moves fast and in straight direction, others don't move or move in undefined direction. So, if the percentage of Sp3rm that moves right is less than 40%, we can say he has low Sp3rm count. Go to Sp3rm count test to find out.
4. You do not need multiple s*x to impregnate a woman, if you have s*x with a woman five days to her ovulation or on ovulation day, she can be pregnant, you need just one Sp3rm to fertilize an egg. So Boda Seun, stop saying the pregnancy is not yours because you slept with her just once.
5. Precum can get you pregnant, Precum is that draw-like that first comes out while a man is hard, normally Sp3rms are not in pre-cum, but it may pick Sp3rm cells on their way out. let me explain, If you had previously ejaculated and wanna go another round, there are Sp3rm leftovers inside your pipe, your pre-cum may pick along on their way out, and gbam she don carry belle, una go come dey argue say I no cum, you no cum, how come belle come cum. Uncle na your belle lolzzz village people get you ni.
6. As against the popular myth, A man's Sp3rm never finish, he keeps producing more from his testes, he can have low motility as he grows older, but Sp3rm production never finish.
7. Premature ejaculation can get a woman pregnant. s*x doesn't have to be an hour to impregnate a woman.
8. Sp3rm is safe to swallow without any effect, except your religion teaches otherwise, there is no harm in swallowing it, it contains ingredients like vitamin C, zinc, protein compounds etc though it doesn't contribute to daily nutritional value. If you are allergic to Sp3rm, don't swallow o.
9. The taste and odour of Sp3rm is influenced by your general lifestyle, food, drink, hygiene etc.
10. Thick Sp3rm doesn't necessarily mean healthy Sp3rm o; it should not be too thick or too watery. infact bacterial infections can make Sp3rm too thick. So, if you have been worried that your Sp3rm is not so thick, no worry you are fine. Dear brother, fokanbale.
11. A woman can be impregnated without penetration, if active Sp3rm cells come in contact with her vulva or vagina area, it can survive and find its way to where the egg is, he come be like "I no sleep with you nah" or the girl come confuse lol. it is rare though. Boda Yinka, I know you like ejaculating on the entrance, ekare, eku imura pampers.
12. Testicles that produces Sp3rm need to stay cool, don't wear jean always, avoid laying your scrotum too much on hot surface. Keep your scrotum in a dry cool place lolzzz sometimes just be indoor and let breeze blow the guy. If you go to lab for Sp3rm test and have not ejaculated in the last 7 days, they won't take your Sp3rm for test, they need the one within 7 days cos that other one may have damaged cells. So, if you need to get a woman pregnant, release regularly to avoid damaged cells.
13. A woman's safe period is after her ovulation, Ovulation is 14 days from the day her menstruation starts, so if her menstruation arrives on 5th, add 14 days to it, that's on 19th, that's when her ovulation will come, the egg may stay 24hrs or 48hrs. So, add another two days, making 16 days, after the 16 days from the day she first saw her menstruation, you can freely fire on till next menstruation. The egg already broken and turn to blood and may take two weeks to arrive her vaginal as menstruation. During the two weeks ehn, na yotomi you dey. Boda Femi, no go miscalculate o.
14. If you are targeting her pregnant, start pumping in five days before ovulation period and during ovulation.
15. Releasing Sp3rm daily doesn't have any side effect as long as you have the strength, you can choose to have s*x every day. but bros take am easy o, no go faint o.
16. Trick: If you have low Sp3rm count, have s*x daily for from five days to her ovulation period, it makes more moving and good shape Sp3rm available waiting for egg for fertilization
Did you learn anything? Do you like it? see you again on another freaky topic next Friday. cheers.
Written by
Beta Adewale Adediran
