ROBERT MUGABE'S FOR THE WEEK

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Quotes from Robert Mugabe for this weeks laugh.ߑ

Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?" ߘŠ
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog for 5minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with u for 2hours??? Ur level of selfishness demands a one week crusade..
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Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days.  Every time  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,  either a Brazilian  innocent  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your faceߘ°ߘ°ߘŠ
R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage??? If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*

*Robert Mugabe 2016*
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."

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If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-raysߘ0ߘ
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,
Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Enjoy your  dayߘ€