Amid an Instagram live video, Avengers 4 co-executive Joe Russo let slip that the monstrous Marvel superhuman palooza is right now lounging around three hours in length. As somebody who immovably trusts that no Marvel motion picture at any point made should be more than two hours in length, hearing Joe Russo say "Avengers 4 is three hours" is indistinguishable correct thing from hearing Joe Russo say "Avengers 4 starts with the film theater usher wacking you in the dick with that light-up stick they use to call attention to the fire exits."

That is to say, I get it. There's a considerable measure of plot, characters, jokes, and identities to stuff into a motion picture that basically fills in as the season finale of 10 years in length story that traverses time, space, systems, and a few Bruce Banners. The Russos not just need to un-snap twelve comic book symbols out of their residue heaps, they at that point need to compose the standoff of confrontations with Thanos and—in all probability—some sort of provocative, attractive passing for Chris Evans' Captain America.

I totally comprehend why Avengers 4 would be three hours in length, yet to me, these over-long Marvel sections resemble those record-breaking measured sandwiches. Like, Avengers: Infinity War is the greatest goddamn turkey sandwich at any point made. Suppose you requested a turkey sandwich for lunch and somebody came in like, a six-foot-tall sandwich. You'd unquestionably be inspired by this behemoth creation. You'd think, "Goodness, the sheer coordinations of getting this goliath turkey sandwich made are marvelous. Take a gander at all the different fixings, my assertion." Trying to eat that sandwich would be an ordeal, without a doubt, an occasion, even, however it would not be the best turkey sandwich you've ever eaten, particularly when you got to the end and were super discouraged about everything and somebody stated, "Incidentally, that is just a large portion of the sandwich." That's Infinity War. Interminability War isn't the best Marvel film, it's simply the greatest, only a major cracking turkey sandwich getting adulated for its size yet not its lettuce to meat proportion, and that motion picture just checks in at around two hours and 40 minutes. Three hours of Marvel film franticness is simply an excessive amount to stomach.